Hahahaha!!! (slapping my knees) Hihihihi!!!
Singaporeans did it again!
Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis
A secretary accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.
What the hell???? Ni yang aku nak marah kat driver van ni… tak tengok rear view mirror ke? And another one;
Ex-stewardess publishes memoir
The dailies also reported that a former stewardess has published a memoir of her sexual escapades in the sky.
The Singaporean stewardess, identified as Chew, 35, published The Mile Hi! Club: Memoirs of a Stewardess last Wednesday.
Chew confided that she had received more than 20 requests for sex from passengers in her years as a stewardess but claimed she had turned down all of them.
Big deal… at just 31, you know how many sexual requests that Datuk Siti Nurhaliza turned down over the years??? More than a million I reckon! But I confess more than half came from me…She’s a tough nut to crack people! Yeehaa!