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Okay I am just speechless for this one..!

 

Fed-Up Taiwanese Woman Marries Self

Meet Chen Wei-yih, a 30-year-old Taiwanese office worker who has been searching for love, but to no avail. Tired of being pressured by friends and family, Chen has decided to just marry herself instead.

Woman Marries Self Fed Up Taiwanese Woman Marries Self picture

On November 6, Chen will be marrying herself at a special ceremony estimated to cost over NT$50,000 (or $5,675). Ever since opting for this unconventional act, she has received a bevy of attention in the spotlight—not to mention thousands of letters of support from women in similar predicaments.

The problem in Taiwan is that many women are marrying later and later, if at all. This has the government and older generations worried about a possible drop in births and the associated consequences. So in turn parents are constantly pestering their daughters to get married and bear children.

Chen hopes to change this annoying behavior by doing something so revolutionary and crazy that it’ll make parents in Taiwan think twice.

“My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do?” Chen asked. “It’s not that I’m anti-marriage. I just hope that I can express a different idea within a bounds of a tradition.”

And to top it all off, Chen intends on going on a honeymoon with herself to Australia immediately after the wedding. Indeed. There’s nothing quite like honeymoon sex with oneself!

Regardless, she is hopeful that others ladies will follow suit and also marry themselves. The question remains though: Will she be eligible for spousal tax benefits? If so, then I might just marry myself, though I’m just a guy!

 

News sourced from here.

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Confessions of 2010

Among my sick personality (and Miki can testify this) is, I like to create crazy situations and then sit back and watch it all go down.. among my handiwork is the part where I convinced Miki into believing that Karis is gay and had him embarrassed himself in front of another gay guy who actually had feelings for him.

Once, I told Ranie that a dude was actually half white which Ranie, after a long whirlwind clubbing night, discovered the next day, to her shock, that he was a pengkid.

Another of my greatest artwork is to allow Shira to think that she is of mamak blood, which she had always denied, and then made her mom told her that she is not a mamak, but a punjabi mixed with an indian instead. That shook her to the core.

Other notables mention is the part where I told Rina to tell her sister that she is secretly in love with me in front of their parents. Oh and if you think that your life this year is horrible, I probably had a hand in it.

These are my confessions for 2010.

Thank you.

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Funny story made the cut in The Star today:

10 couples caught naked daily on Terengganu beaches

KUALA TERENGGANU: As many as 10 couples are caught daily by anti-vice volunteers along the Tok Jembal and Teluk Ketapang beaches, which are increasingly becoming favourite haunts for sexual trysts.

Many of them are said to be students from institutes of higher learning.

A volunteer, who requested anonymity, said most of the couples were caught “doing it” behind coconut trees, rocks, inside cars and even openly on the beaches.

“For non-Muslim couples, we could only advise them on the sensitivity of their action to the locals but Muslims caught will be produced before the Syariah Court,” he said.

He said anti-vice officers would go to places identified as “hot spots” to catch the culprits in the act.

“We listen for sounds of heavy breathing and kissing.

“We then move in and aim our torchlights on the couples. In most cases, they are caught naked.”

The officer said the procedure was to wait awhile before approaching the couples so as to get evidence for prosecution purposes.

“I have daughters and I feel sorry for the parents of these couples,” he said, adding that the youngsters had betrayed the trust of their folk who hoped their children would excel in their education.

The 48-year-old volunteer, who claimed to have caught 1,200 couples on the beaches since signing up as a volunteer in 2004, said he had had enough.

“I cannot take it any longer and am thinking of giving up this work. I have decided that enough is enough after six years as a volunteer,” he said.

Terengganu state executive councillor Rozi Mamat said he had received reports that “dozens of young couples” had been spotted in compromising positions at both the beaches.

“I have received numerous complaints from nearby villagers about immoral behaviour,” he said.

Rozi, newly-appointed as the state Youth and Sports committee chairman, said: “These activities could lead to moral decay among our youths if we keep mum on the matter.”

To address the situation, Rozi plans to suggest to the state government to light up both beaches and intensify patrols at “hot” areas.

Sure or not, you can’t take this any longer? 1,200 couples means 1,200 times looking at naked women. Must be painful to have an erection but can’t join in huh?

Pure bollocks from our ‘holier than thou’ folks.

And you must have a set of bionic ears to be able to hear heavy breathing and kissing above the sounds of the ocean waves. Just say it out loud that you stalk the couples the moment they come to the beaches and waited for them to have sex so that you can watch a free show.

Perverts.

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Hahahaha!!! (slapping my knees) Hihihihi!!!

Singaporeans did it again!

News from the island today;

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis

A secretary accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

What the hell???? Ni yang aku nak marah kat driver van ni… tak tengok rear view mirror ke? And another one;

Ex-stewardess publishes memoir

The dailies also reported that a former stewardess has published a memoir of her sexual escapades in the sky.

The Singaporean stewardess, identified as Chew, 35, published The Mile Hi! Club: Memoirs of a Stewardess last Wednesday.

Chew confided that she had received more than 20 requests for sex from passengers in her years as a stewardess but claimed she had turned down all of them.

Big deal… at just 31, you know how many sexual requests that Datuk Siti Nurhaliza turned down over the years??? More than a million I reckon! But I confess more than half came from me…She’s a tough nut to crack people! Yeehaa!

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There was this recent brouhaha about Anwar getting a massage in Thailand.

And many had speculated what kind of massage he ordered when he was there.

All know that he suffered from bad back.

I understand why he went to Thailand just for a massage.

Thai politics is just like Thai massage; a lot of pushing and pulling with opposing forces to loosen up deadlocked positions.

Of course, Thailand is the centre of massage, with multiple varieties of massage being taught in specialist schools.

I can’t claim to know what type of Thai massage was being performed on Anwar recently but, let me present to you the entry in Anwar’s wikipedia page;

“Dr. Lim Kong Boon, a doctor during the trial, testified that it is possible to massage the prostate gland through the anus in order to stimulate ejaculation in an unconscious victim.”

Could it be Thai prostate massage?

Kena menonggeng ini macam Datuk Seri baru ada syiok!!

Datuk musti menonggeng ini macam balu ada syiok Datuk!!

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Gee, what a loser…

Disabled man’s personal laundry service porn

SEGAMAT, Tues: A disabled man running a laundry service was found to have a dirty little secret. The 56-year-old, who is receiving monthly assistance from the Welfare Department, has been filming his sexual exploits and selling the recordings.

But his career as a porn star has been cut short by police, who arrested him at his Bandar Putra home on Saturday. They had been watching him for a while after receiving a tip-off. In the 4pm raid police seized a pen drive which contained video recordings of the man having sex with a woman believed to be a 20-something foreigner.

Two women, aged 21 and 26 were also arrested in the raid. They said they were at the house to apply for jobs and had nothing to do with the recordings.

Segamat district police chief Superintendent Abdul Majid Mohd Ali said police believe the recordings on the pen drive were waiting to be downloaded onto video compact discs (VCD) for distribution. – NST

Wait a minute, a 56 year old disabled man from Segamat who is also running on welfare, is having sex with foreign women half his age? Bukan dia yang loser… but I AM!

This son of a pistol is trying to upstage the original Son of A Pistol (me)! I think I need to start selling my sexcapades… any volunteers? Ladies? I am not a handicap by the way. Cukup sifat semuanya huhuhu!

I got my first two volunteers already!

The two women aged 21 and 26 respectively, escaped into the arms of the original S.O.A.P gratefully.

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Malaysians girls have a lot of confidence under their soft exterior. Either that or they simply do not know how to dress properly.

Kalau you seorang pembonceng, bila nak naik motorsikal, sila pastikan:

a) anda memakai seluar yang sesuai

b) you did not forget to wear any panties

c) that cleavage is suppose to happen at the front of your body, not at the back

macam-macam ada

macam-macam ada

My weekend was ruined just because of this.

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