This is why I am against bondage sex…

Angry wives chop off cheating husband’s manhood

Two young women frustrated with their husbands” sexual promiscuity decided to teach their partners a painful lesson — by slicing off their manhood.

One of the women, a 39-year-old from Katihar district in Bihar state, unable to cope with her husband”s persistent illicit affair with another woman from the same village, admonished her husband several times but blew her top when she caught him in the act with his ex-beau in the family bedroom.

After a morning quarrel last week, the wife decided to settle her vengeance by trying to slice off Singh’s private organ using a sharp blade.

“It was a domestic dispute and a case was reported on the woman. She is out on bail and living with her parents now. She had attacked her husband using a sharp object; he suffered minor injuries and is fit now,” Katihar superintendent of police Anil Kishore Yadav told Bernama.

Villagers had rushed the husband, in his 30s and a peon at a local school, to a nearby hospital where doctors managed to save him from any worse trauma.

But the anger on infidelity reached a peak and was far scarier in Ahmedabad, Gujarat, where another fuming wife chopped off her husband’s manhood early this month after discovering that he was having sexual relations with other women.

In a well-planned revenge, the 35-year-old wife from Amraiwadi district lured her unfaithful husband to bed after sedating him during dinner.

Thinking he was in for a nice bondage sexual rendezvous, the excited 30-year-old husband, got into bed where the wife tied both his hands and legs to the bed using ropes. In a fit of rage, she cut off his penis using a sharp knife.

“She had nicely planned the whole attack after she caught her husband doing it with his ex-woman. She gave him some sedation and tied his limbs and hands to the bed. Once he got excited, she chopped off his organ.

“The organ was completely cut off and they brought it in two pieces. Doctors did some skin grafting but could not reconnect it. It was badly cut and he can”t function,” Dr Gautam Sharma, assistant administrator at the Civil Hospital in Amraiwadi, where the victim was treated, told Bernama.

Police detained the woman for questioning and the husband was discharged from hospital. – NST

Aiyak!!!! Made me think twice about this article I wrote some time ago!

please don't hurt me! 😦

Women in politics here and there

Russia is one of my favourite country. Sometimes I wish I will marry a Russian babe. Preferably one that is delivered by mail order. Right to my doorsteps. Bow tied with a smile on her face. How sweet and romantic that would’ve been?!

After surfing countless hours on the web for Russian women (no I did not surf child porn. But Adult porn is okay I guess), I found this very interesting news:

Can you imagine having a hot, single woman as a politician? Wow! Why can’t we have it here in Malaysia?  Maria Sergeyeva looks more like a Bond Girl than Vladimir Putin could as James Bond. How can you not vote for this woman?

Sultry Maria Sergeyeva in her better photo

I think all the horny men in Russia will lustfully sincerely approve Putin’s latest political manoeuvre. With one swig of the vodka, he will have the support of all men and young girls in Russia.

Closer to home, in Singapore, they had an MP by the name Eunice Olsen. She was Miss Universe Singapore in 2000!

Renungan menggoda bakal PM Singapore

She made her debut in Singapore Parliament in 2004. She performed well during the debates and made all supermodels around the world proud of her achievements. Imagine, Lee Kuan Yew and son purposely made her an MP. Why?

That’s right. To be in touch with the young voters. Do not underestimate the power of trivialities (and sexual attraction). These political manouevres, which may seem redundant and farcical, will have HUGE impact in the voting trends.

In 2006 General Elections, Singapore Government won 75% of the popular votes. Menang besar woo..!

So okay, what can we learn from all this?

I think we need to elect a couple of hot babes in the political scene. Popular babes. Not the ones like we have now:

vote for us!! *

Ini bukan hot babes.. ini TAK SELERA BEB!

Solution? Appoint the babes below as senators. Make them appear in Parliament. Make them discuss their views amongst the parliamentarians. Just like how Eunice Olsen did here. I will be the first in line to vote for the party they are representing. Yeeehaaaa!

Senator Maya Karin

              

 

Senator Stephanie Chai

Senator Wardina Saffiya

        

Senator Datuk Siti Nurhaliza (alahai kiutnya...)

* minta maaf kepada Azwan Ali kerana saya dengan sengaja meletak gambarnya di situ 🙂

Malaysians are nuts!

I do not understand the existence of child porn. What kind of people who demand this kind of sick entertainment? What is there to watch? How can these people derive pleasure from watching little kids engage in sexual acts?

Malaysian accused of importing child porn into Australia

MELBOURNE: A Malaysian was among four men charged with trying to import child pornography in separate incidents over the past week, Customs said.

The 34-year-old Malaysian was arrested and charged after officers allegedly found child pornography on various electronic media in the man’s baggage after he arrived at the Perth International Airport from Kuala Lumpur on Monday.

Customs and Border Protection national investigations manager Richard Janeckzo was quoted by the Australian Associated Press as saying that people should be aware of Australia’s strict laws relating to importing and possessing child pornography.

The four men face a maximum penalty of A$275,000 or 10 years jail or both on conviction. – The Star

I suggest we haul up that Malaysian guy and make him pay for his perversed crime. Tak cukup hukuman di Australia, kita tambah lagi di Malaysia.

He has child pornography in various electronic media?

Gila lah!

Are they in his lap top, in his Ipod, his handphone, his Playstation PSP and in his thumb drives?

WHAT..A..SICKO.   

Najib’s stimulating package

The Government just announced a RM60 billion stimulus package yesterday. In the olden days, stimulus package was (in)famously known as government bailouts.

In 1998, the government spent about RM40 billion to stimulate the economy. In reality, it was to bail out the commercial banks from the crushing weight of the non performing loans.

Non performing loans simply means – dah pinjam duit bank, tak boleh nak bayar pulak. Sungguh keji sekali.

This year in 2009, the government will once again bail out the stuttering Malaysian economy by pumping money into specific areas within the economic infrastructures.

Do we actually have that amount of money? Probably. Mana mau korek RM60 billion? At first glance, it should not be a problem because the government’s instruments such as KWSP, KWAP, PNB etc are all cash cows that can be swiftly turned into sacrifical cows any time we want.

KWSP last I heard, is hoarding about RM300 billion of our money in its belly. Time to regurgitate it my friend!

So there. We do have some money from our savings after all. But, the niggling problem is, are we willing to impart that money to be given to someone else? It’s selfishness vs. social obligation.

Since the stimulus package is being tabled in Parliament, every living MP must debate the pro and cons of that package till everyone has covered every loophole, and every nook and cranny too.

MP ni pulak, jangan la nak ponteng ponteng tak datang. Where are your promises to the rakyat? Pemalas!

In any case, I’d rather have the very stimulating package below than the package that they announced yesterday…

My dream package

By the way, below is Najib’s personal stimulating package that ease his worries away… everyday.

The RM60 billion package caused the fat lady to sing

My favourite pair of twins

Now look at Natalie Dormer below…

My favourite English bird

Have you ever seen a more lovely set of eyes before? I could lose myself looking into that intoxicating, sensual pair of almond shaped twins. She is easily one of the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life. Her acting in The Tudors is not half bad. Plus, her other set of twins is quite lovely too…

Ooh la la!

Long live Natalie Dormer (and all her twins)! 

Jangan marah haa… 🙂

Pakatan Rakyat and Umno Perak politics – the naked truth

News flash! (pun intended hehe)

Two dozen gay students from Perak (believed to be from the Malay College Kuala Kangsar) are protesting over the change in state government by staging nude protest in the streets of Ipoh yesterday.

Sizing each other up before protesting. Some wished they had brought viagra

Many felt that the previous government have not been forceful enough to claim their rights from the Sultan.

So, they began to strip naked just to show their disgust towards the situation.

Girls from nearby college laughed at the puny MCKK gayboys

Many political leaders and parents associations did not approve this protest, citing indecency and undue stress towards young innocent girls.

A girl from Convent Taiping giving out a 'malu-malu suka' reaction

President of Anti Nudity And Lewdness (ANAL) Association, Dr. Sivarasa Periasamy said that these students were paid to be naked by foreign elements out to destroy the nation’s moral code of good conduct. Their subversive tactics had penetrated into our schooling system. He said,

Ini budak budak suka main telanjang bogel kerana mereka sudah keras itu kepala. Ini kerana anasir anasir luar sudah menusuk mereka dengan membayar wang. Murid murid ini tidak punya maruah diri dan kemaluan!

Nevertheless, the students had support from odd groups of people. Effeminate men of Ipoh began to swarm the streets to watch these students protest. Some of them without restrain yelled, “Anak ikan! Anak ikan!” (little fish, little fish!)

Amboi amboi amboi! Mak tak kuasa nyah...!

Thirty minutes later, about 20 students were apprehended by the police while the other four were kidnapped by a group of transvestites from Ipoh Garden. Their current whereabouts is unknown.

The headmaster of MCKK cannot be reached for comments at this moment. We pray for the 4 that are missing.

Click here for more pictures.

Pakatan Rakyat vs Elizabeth Wong vs Umno

Sori ye, the title above is a bit misleading. Actually, after I posted the ‘A Plea For Elizabeth Wong’ article the other day, I got a lot of hits coming from Malaysiakini dot com. Gila banyak! I think that site have a Google Alert or something. They all ni paranoid sangat pasal Eli Wong sampai kalau ada orang sebut nama dia je, terus they all linkkan that article of mine to their website. Hehe. My blog hits mencanak canak naik!

I feel good.

But you guys tak nak comment apa apa ke?

Actually speaking about mencanak canak, I wanna ask the ladies the question below (please ignore the above title as that one cuma nak dapat hits dari Malaysiakini aje).

Which one of these 4 items below are good for your health?

Health food number 1 : tofu

Health food number 2 : peeled banana

Health food number 3 : banana

Health food number 4 : timun!!

Most girls I know are health freaks. So most of them will choose health food number 1 which is the tofu. Not many will eat cucumbers. Mana sedap! Many will choose number 2, the peeled banana. Not many will choose the banana as a whole coz, siapa yang suka makan pisang dengan kulit pisang sekali?

But tofu… eeemmmMMMmmm….! D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S! Ada fried tofu… ada Tau Foo Fah… Ada air tauhu… In Sakae Sushi, my girlfriends would almost always order the Agedashi Tofu which is half fried tofu in soy sauce. Perrgghh… orgasmic! So they said. 

So, bearing this in mind, I read with utter dismay about the ridicule tofu gets in the article below: 

KUALA LUMPUR: A surprisingly high number of Malaysians are not sexually satisfied, a survey by pharmaceutical company Pfizer has revealed.

Two out of three Malaysian men and three out of four women are not satisfied with their sex lives, the Asia-Pacific Sexual Health and Overall Wellness survey stated. Malaysians are ranked sixth among 13 countries but, if it’s any consolation, Singaporeans fared worse. They are in eighth spot.

The level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) developed by the European Association of Urology.

“Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,” explained Dr Rosie King.

The men were required to evaluate themselves using the EHS during the survey and 40% of Malaysian men reported that they experienced erection below grade four.

Apa ni? Now suddenly, every girl wants to play with the timun. Tadi suka sangat tofu… Not grateful at all lah you girls! 🙂

A plea for Elizabeth Wong

Aiyoh! Everyone has gotten an erection for staring at Elizabeth’s bare crotch and I still haven’t seen the pictures!

So here is a plea to anyone who has the pictures. I am eating breakfast soon so I hope the pictures will increase my appetite.

mmMMMMmmmm…!!!! SyedapnyerrrrRRR!!!

Go Elizabeth Wong! I fully support your effort to be Malaysia’s first politician for Playboy Magazine! It’s about time Playboy publish new pictures of women in malignant organizations. Don’t you think?

My old Playboy edition of The Women of Enron was so overused it’s not orgasmic anymore…

Imagine Eli Wong on the cover. Rock on!

When “you’re fired”, backfired

Next time, bila nak fire orang, think of the consequences. You will be shot by a freaking illegal Chinaman one fine morning if you’re not too careful.

Read:

KAJANG: A disgruntled former employee who was fired from a factory recently shot his ex-employer in Bandar Teknologi Kajang near here Wednesday morning.

The Chinese national, in his 40s, walked into the victim’s office around 10.30am, opened fire at close range and then fled.

Yap Soo Yen, 41, from Bandar Sunway, Semenyih died on his way to the hospital from chest wounds.

Employees who witnessed the incident called the police immediately.

Kajang OCPD Asst Comm Shakaruddin Che Mood said police later arrested the suspect at his home nearby.

“We also recovered a home-made pistol at the suspect’s residence,”  he said.

ACP Shakaruddin said that the suspect, who did not possess any travel documents, had been working at the rubber-moulding factory for the past two months.

Yap’s body has been sent to Bandar Teknologi Kajang Medical Centre for a post-mortem, he said.

A home made pistol?! That son of a pistol! How dare he! 

Tolong lah ajar saya how to make my own gun that works. My most recent effort can only produce this –

Not suitable for adults

Koala in the mist

I think with the amount of money one has, he could have changed his face into a Greek God. But nooo…! He chose to turn it into the cutest thing from down under! Congratulations Khir Toyo…!  You’re a stud in the animal kingdom! 

A eucalyptus eating wakil rakyat in the making

The dating game (part two)

Butterflies In Stomach Day

I suggest that you never set a date on Saturdays. Only weeknights or Sundays. Let Saturdays be reserved for your very special lady friends/girlfriends. Only when her status being upgraded into this level, that you can date her on Saturdays. So, okay, you set a date for coffee or lunch. No dinners please! What now?

1. Never call her everyday leading up to the big day. When the day comes, call her before you leave the house to confirm it with her. If she forgets, then it’s her fault right? You must not have made enough impact on her, or, dating you have never been her intention. Well, too bad…next girl please! If the date is still on, pick her up at her house because thats the gentleman way on doing things. Open the car door for her once (don’t do this all the time. She will get nauseous ). Say only light things. Be funny and charming. Don’t ever over compliment her on her looks. Just say she’s gorgeous in that dress/outfit once. Don’t talk about sex. Don’t spill your guts by saying you like/love her. Remember, you want to bring her defensive walls down and to get her comfortable with you. Don’t reveal too much about yourself either. Some guys made the mistake of bragging about themselves ad nauseam. Be humble alright? If you want her to know about your successes, let her know it herself. And don’t act like a moron/dull/pervert on the first date will ya? With luck, you can get on the 2nd date with her. Again, I would like to mind readers that this writing is not how to sleep with a girl within 2 days or a guide on one night stands. This is on how to get a girl of your dreams into liking you and see you as boyfriend material.

2. Send her back home. I hope you didn’t act sleazy by forcing your tongue down her throat or something similar. Don’t ever sms her right after the date thanking her for the good time and hope to see her some more. This is borderline desperation i tell you. The thing that got me perplexed is, why would a guy thank a woman for her time right after a date that HE PAYS for? She got into that date with you on her own free will, you drove her around, you buy her coffee/lunch, you go out of your way cracking jokes and make her comfortable, but still, you thank her for it? She should be thanking you right?!! So guys, cut being a wuss and act like a true man. After saying your goodnights or goodbyes, just leave it as that. Don’t call or text her straightaway. In her eyes, you should portray yourself as cool and unavailable. If you don’t call her straight away, she will automatically be thinking about you in some ways or another eg. Eh? Why didn’t he call me straightaway like all other losers? What happenned to him? Does he not interested in me anymore? Aah..forget about him…he might date other girls..is he? Etc…etc..etc… Remember guys, the more she thinks about you in any ways, the more interested she will be in getting to know you. In her eyes you will be a bit mysterious coz she doesn’t know you that much.

3. Call her for a second date only after at least 3 days. Call just to set a date. Don’t ever talk on the phone for hours talking to her whereas you can do this face to face. Phones are for committed couples, business transactions, family matters and urgent communications. Not for a lovesick guy hoping to be accepted by a girl after 1 date. You do this, you will never get your woman.

4. Okay folks, you follow the above instructions, you will bound to get a second, third, and right up to the tenth date. No problem. In time, without knowing it, you will find yourself going out with this girl. Just be cool and above all, be patient. Bear in mind that there are a lot of girls out there. A girl will surely come along for you. Just gotta play smart and separate out the glass (you know what kind of women we’re talking here) from the diamonds. Lastly, enjoy the company of girls around you. Date as many as you can. Get a good life. Your world shouldn’t be centred around just 1 girl. You’re single and only dating. Hey, if a girl can go out with several guys on dates when she’s single, why can’t you??? Good luck!

The dating game (part one)

A girlfriend of mine just complained to me about some guy been harrassing her through the phone for several days. Some guys just don’t get it do you? You’d think by calling the girl that you like for dinner/coffee/lunch everyday will work? You’re considered a stalker already. To make matters worse, my friend kept on declining the offer. Guys, a little info; if she declines the first time, don’t ever bother. At the risk of being called mr. know it all or superficial, here are some of the tips or revelations that I’ve found and compiled and find very helpful to all of you clueless guys in getting the girl of your dreams. Perhaps, by reading this, you will never again give a bad name to all of the male species.

Upon first meeting (applicable best in clubbing/partying situation)

1. I can’t tell you how to approach a girl – it’s up to your ingenuity. I would almost always be direct when chatting up a girl (“Hey how are you? May I know your name?” etc etc etc). Then continue to say some funny stuff or whatever interesting. Act normal. Don’t be nervous. She’s just a girl… not the traffic police. I would always hold the view that if the girl herself is not making the effort in making you comfortable during this situation, she’s just not the right woman for you. Have you came across a girl who didn’t even bother to smile or look in your eyes or even didn’t make an effort to look your way when you chatted with her? It’s like talking to a lamp post innit? A snobbish lamp post. It’s a club for god’s sake! If the girl wanna sulk, then, don’t go to teh clubs the first place. Well, forget her, she might be a boring person anyway… If she’s reluctant to give her phone number eventhough you’re very charming and hilarious when speaking to her, just walk away gentlemanly. Don’t ever feel bad about it. She just not interested in you. Her loss, not yours. But give a classy closing eg, Nice talking to you, been a real pleasure etc. Never beg for a phone number. Remember, getting her number is very important in order to gauge her interest/attraction to you. Why bother getting a girl who’s not interested in you? Seems a waste of time and money to me. Go talk to other girls instead.

2. After getting her number, Congrats! You must have fascinate her and she must either be single, open minded, really interested in befriending you or just plain bored and looking for a sugardaddy :). Don’t get your hopes high yet. My advice is to just be cool and not look desperate. Many guys made mistake of being overly excited and thinking about marrying/bedding the girl just upon getting her number. Alas, the classic case of psychotic stalkers and creepy callers. What you should do is, after getting the number, retreat tactfully immediately. Act as if she’s non consequential. Better yet, go talk to other girls/friends and share a laughter. That girl of your dreams will see you as an interesting guy with friends when she checks on you again. Not some loser who hovers near her all the time with no one else to talk to.

3. Don’t call or sms her within the first 4 days of the initial meeting! Why? I will clarify this later. Some guys made the mistake of calling/sms her right after the party. What a loser! Don’t you have anything better to do than looking this desperate? Newsflash : Girls do no like desperados. You keep this up, you will end up masturbating over the weekends. Remember : Desperation will lead to masturbation

4. Okay, the reason why you should refrain yourself from calling her is because to make yourself different from the rest of the losers out there. Imagine if she gives away her number to 9 other guys that same night you got her number. Depending on her ‘hotness’, 3 guys will sms her right after the party saying lame stuff such as ‘nice meeting you’ or ‘thanks for the number’ or ‘keep in touch’. 1 guy will actually call her and say the same thing. The other 3 will call/sms her the next day while the other 1 will call her the day after. The last guy will not call her at all due to hesitation or plain lazy. Now, the girl will of course make her own screening process to all of these guys. The first 4 guys above will automatically be pooled under the desperate category and will only be kept as acquaintances. The next 4 guys will be pooled under potential/maybe dates category. She will definitely be thinking what happened to you and that other wuss who didnt call at all. The more she thinks about you, the more intriguing you will be and the more interested she will be on you should you call a couple of days later. Remember guys, in order to increase the girl’s interest level, she must think about you in some ways or another.

5. After the 4th day, you call her. She will act mildly surprised to hear your voice. Keep the conversation short. Don’t talk nonsense over the phone. Talk for only about 3 to 5 minutes. By the end of this phonecall, you should have set a date with her. This is another screening process for you. Why bother getting a date with a girl who are not interested in you? But beware, some girls are genuinely not interested in you but really can’t turn down the offer of a free meal. If she declined, just say, nice talking to you. That’s all. Again, don’t beg. If the girl does really like you, she will give you an alternate day and time for the date. If not, furghedaboudit! Spend your energy and resources elsewhere. I know for a fact that if a girl really likes a guy, she would never break a date, will show up for a date no matter what and will never decline a meeting with you. This is a good indicator to weed out man-users, materialistic women or women who are just taking you for a ride.

Extra tip : Have you ever get anxious or frustrated because that hot girl didn’t reply your sms? And then, you made the mistake of texting her again and again asking her if she’s alrite and why didn’t she reply your sms? Don’t do that!! If she’s hot, she might be getting about 20 text messages per day by other guys like you. Replying back to all of these messages is a cost to her. Moreover, why bother replying to guys she doesn’t even interested in? Waste of money and time to her right? Ditto to you mister! Important – If you’re not even her friend yet, don’t sms her again and again as if you’re entitled for a reply. Ok stalkers? U get me? Don’t drop our gender’s waterface

Will write further on what you should do next

Chairil Anwar

8 biographies I have read. 8 lifetimes of famous people. 8 riveting and awe-inspiring journeys through hardships of life. Only 2 stood out from the rest. Che Guevara’s and Chairil Anwar’s.

You already know who Che Guevara is. An icon. A rebel. A revolutionary leader. A legend. In 1959, he helped Fidel Castro seize power in Cuba. Captured and executed without trial in the middle of jungle by the Bolivians with the help of CIA in 1967. His now famous last words – ‘Shoot, coward. You only going to kill a man’ is fucking brilliant.

Chairil Anwar

But today is not Che Guevara’s day. Today is Chairil Anwar’s day. It’s not his official day though. I’m making today the Unofficial Chairil Anwar day because I just finished reading a book about him. I really wanna pay my respect to the man who changed the history of South East Asia during the days before your parents were born.

He was an Indonesian poet. Born in 1922. Died at the age of 27 in 1949. His poems inspired millions of his people. Especially the one entitled ‘Aku’ which was interpreted as a call to arms to gain independence. Millions took to the streets chanting his name. Now who wouldn’t be inspired and have goosebumps reading this piece below?

‘Aku’

Kalau sampai waktuku
‘Ku mau tak seorang kan merayu
Tidak juga kau
Tak perlu sedu sedan itu

Aku ini binatang jalang
Dari kumpulannya terbuang

Biar peluru menembus kulitku
Aku tetap meradang menerjang
Luka dan bisa kubawa berlari

Berlari

Hingga hilang pedih peri
Dan aku akan lebih tidak perduli

Aku mau hidup seribu tahun lagi

Damn! He wrote that at the age of 21! – 6 years before Indonesia gained her independence. His death came just 4 months before he could see his country being freed by it’s colonial masters.

Which put things into perspective innit? It’s making our puny lives and problems seem so insignificant. Now what have we really done for our country when we were 21? How about at 27? At 31, Che Guevara was already a leader in Cuba. What can we show for at the end of our journey???

Buck up you Son of a Pistol! You gotta do better than this!

How to play with Options

Familiar with the old adage ‘bila kita layan, dia buat jual mahal. Bila tak layan, terhegeh hegeh pulak..?’

Now how did that happen? What was the cause behind that short proverb? Why do people, especially girls, behave that way? Why do girls, push guys away the instant they know the guys like them and instead, rather enthusiastically pursue some other guy whom they know have shown no interest in them?

The answer is Options.

If the guy acted like a needy chump, he will automatically be sent by the girl to the back of the waiting line. Why isnt he be up front? Hey! He likes the girl, he shows his feelings to her. What is wrong with the girl? Nothings wrong actually. The fact is, the poor needy guy will automatically become one of the girl’s OPTIONS. Since she knows the guy likes her, why dont put him somewhere at the back of the line. He will surely wait (since he doesnt have a clue and have fallen heads over heels for her). Thus, when you layan her by showing your affections, she will jual mahal.

The girl will then scour the market for some guys who will spark her interest. Now these guys know how to play the game. Dont show her any kind of emotions that can be translated as needy and seeking approval. This type of behaviour will automatically make the girl feels like SHE is one of HIS OPTIONS. In the end, she will try to make him notice her by spending more time with him and show him more affection. Hence, when you tak layan, they all will terhegeh-hegeh. Well, she got nothing to lose right? Because, even if she fails to get that seemingly more interesting guy, she will still have that poor sod (who is still waiting at the back of the line) to fall back to. 

Now, not many people understand this concept. Arguably, girls understand this concept better than the guys (thats why they played the guys like a fiddle) and perhaps no guys have understood this concept. But by reading this, you will be the first man in 6000 years to be able to understand girls behaviour. So, how to get that girl of your dreams?

Make them feel like THEY are one of your many options. Dont let yourself be treated as one of her options. The guys that really understood this are mainly known as players. How come? Because they have so many options that they do not have to kiss ass the girl that he wants. Because why? Because they believe that there are so many girls out there. Girls will come and go. Another cuter, better looking ones will come along the way. Thats their attitude. Its a winning attitude. Because of this attitude, their options will increase over time. That is why, nice guys finish last and empty handed.

Okay, how to actually behave around girls so that they wont automatically send you to the back of the line with the other needy and wussy guys? Six words Confidence, Patient, Challenge, Humour, Consistent and Humble <— okay being humble is optional; you can be cocky but funny too. Yeah I know, these are all vague concepts. How do you act confident? How to be a challenge? What on earth does being consistent means? How to be cocky without going overboard? Can too much humility kills of attraction? Well guys (n girls), you gotta learn all these yourselves coz there’s not enough space for me to type already! :p

Vijay was happy to realise about the 'Options' concept

The pious and the horny

Urgh.. I was sick earlier this week. Two days of high fever really can knock you off balance. I hate it. Cant remember when was the last time I had a fever ages ago probably. Could be in the last millennium. Well anyway, its great to be back on my feet again. Thanks for caring (sarcasm) and wishing me good health (no one did).

So what crap am I gonna write today? Ah yes I was reading an article in the newspaper the other day about a statement. A statement that was made by a JAWI officer stating that the main reason why rape cases are getting higher and higher these days is because girls dress sexier by the day. Women who sexily dressed are the root of all evil he said. So, this Ustaz warned the womenfolk to dress appropriately, and, if youre a Muslimah, cover your aurat. Okay me, being me, was pissed off with his statement. I know that this is an old issue but I just gonna say that its very discriminating and irresponsible for that Ustaz to say such things. What about the men who rapes? Isnt he gonna say anything about them too? And when I think back, most of the rapists are middle aged people, people with a pious persona. People who wear kopiah and go to mosques. Embarrassing isnt it?

Why are they being anal about what women wear anyway? I like to see sexy women granted, but Im not gonna rape her. I think the blame for these rape cases is totally the mens fault. 100% No compromise. 100% We as men, should follow the footsteps of Nabi Yusuf p.b.u.h, whom, when seduced by the gorgeous Zulaikha, ran away, instead of reciprocating her come-ons. We should be like him. We should be strong in our faith. So strong that even when a naked woman dances sexily in front of us, we should be able to decline her temptation (I had this experience once, and I was steady as a rock albeit with a rock hard erection)

Sandwiches are bad for health

I think JAWI has been misdirected in its quest for the so called total Islamization. So what if shes gonna burn in hell? Why would I care? So what if Im gonna burn in hell if I see sexy women. Why would you care? You dont care if I pray or not. JAWI officers never say or caught me for not doing it. They didnt care if I dont pay zakat (tithe). They wouldnt know and maybe they dont care either. But these two ibadats are the pillars of Rukun Islam. Why just focus on aurat? Aurat was mentioned only 3 times in the Quran whereas solat (prayers) was mentioned 130 times and zakat, 21 times. Shouldnt these powers that be concentrate on the more important ones? I think if they can first get/educate the Muslims to pray, then all other problems can be solved. No point jumping queues into other lesser evils (aurats, alcohols, sex etc) just because its easy but the 5 pillars of Islam were left unmonitored by them.